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The Wish-Granting Game

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by cavetrekkr on Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:18 am

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Jokes on you because the only thing that Steve Jobs did right was make it so a virtual machine can't crash OSX.

No, it crashed because that's part of the granted wish.

@Mazer: Granted, they are only slightly stupid wishes.

I want to put in a related joke:
Steve Jobs is showing Bill Gates Apple's latest product, a prefab house.
Steve: "Like it? I call it: the iHouse."
Bill: "Nice, but there are no windows in it."
Steve: "Exactly."

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by BlazeZeroThree on Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:49 am

Wish granted, but they eliminate themselves after stealing your bank account information.

I wish I could read faster.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:44 am

WIsh granted but you read so fast your eyeballs spontaneously combust and now you are blind.

I wish I had REAL combustible lemons.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:47 am

Granted but they explode and you die.

I wish Judgement_Weasel had a mic.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:49 am

Granted, but his voice is so awesome you go death.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:54 am

I wish Frazz would wish.


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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:55 am

Granted.
'nuff said?

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Tengard on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:02 am

RAPTOR SENSES ACTIVATED!

Target locked!

I wish I could fire a bolt of lightning at Raptor!

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:24 am

Granted, but Raptor had a rubber shield.

I wish for missingno.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:26 am

Granted you now have a missin¼Äî¶♠­ß…KíÄG►

I wish for a Magikarp

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Joccaren on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:32 am

Granted, but it evolves into an angry red Gyarados that eats you before devolving into a Magikarp again through some pokemon paradox that just has fun spashing in the ocean whilst digesting you.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by TheFrazzledKid on Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:53 am

Granted -

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by BlazeZeroThree on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:01 pm

Granted, but your pre-order doesn't download or ships to the wrong address. Or if you go to the store, it turns out they sold out for a few months.

I wish my Internet speed were faster.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by TheFrazzledKid on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:03 pm

Granted, your internet speeds so fast that you blow your hard drive.
Somehow.

I wish there was a World War 3.

(Not really >.> )

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:04 pm

Granted, it's this server vs the world.

I wish I could ninja Jocc on this post.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:15 pm

Granted, but because I ninja'd jocc your wish wasn't really granted creating a paradox.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Dethane on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:46 pm

superscope1 wrote:Granted, it's this server vs the world.
TO WARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Oddwarf on Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:41 pm

Dethane wrote:
superscope1 wrote:Granted, it's this server vs the world.
TO WARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
SPARTA!
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Mazer_ on Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:37 am

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now... WTF!!?!?!?! There's no f****** wish to make a disaster! D:< GAH!!!!
RAPTOR Y U NO WISH!!!!

I wish that Raptor made a wish.(SO I CAN SCREW IT UP!!! MWAHAHAHA)
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Tirien on Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:46 am

Wish granted, Raptor uses mind control to make me post for him.

I wish people would actually wish on this thread instead of yelling sparta.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Mazer_ on Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:52 am

SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =3

AND You can't yell on the internet, it's "Typing Sparta".

Also Ungranted. Because it's fun to type.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:32 am

Granted, but you died before you could see it fulfilled and so it never really happensa

I wish I had a personal army of 300 on the interwebs

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Mazer_ on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:47 am

Granted, but they find a better leader and go to him.

I wish
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:50 am

Granted

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Wheeind on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:52 am

I wish that Raptor would put a wish inside his wish so even when he doesn't wish he wishes.

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