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The Wish-Granting Game

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Dethane on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:40 pm

Wish granted, a new host is not found and we must shut down the server

I wish more people would read my blog
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:28 pm

wish granted but you get drunk and post horrible drunken things as well as pictures of yourself trying to fly a pig off a cliff

I wish that I don't get a hang over in the morning
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Lagg-ninja on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:29 pm

wish granted you are now alergic to alcohol

I wish real life was more like minecraft
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:32 pm

wish granted, but now you get blown up on a regular basis by creepers and burnt by lava, and you actually feel it, oh and you lag in real life now too ;)

I wish alcohol was never invented and that I had a big plastic swimming pool full of chocolate and a bucket of strawberries to eat. :)
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Kairus on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:39 pm

Sabriala wrote:I wish alcohol was never invented and that I had a big plastic swimming pool full of chocolate and a bucket of strawberries to eat. :)
Everyone around you seems down, like there is just something missing in life. You become the fattest person in the world and develop a red face, complete with red teeth.

I wish that this wish does nothing.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:47 pm

wish granted, cuz I don wana be fat XP or have red teeth... sadly though... everyone around me does act like that, including me... :(

I wish that people actually spent time with their children instead of letting them waste away in front of the tv and their computer watching terrible things and turning into lifeless zombie meanies that are depressed and feel lonely all the time, and that kids wouldn't see models and stuff that have been photo shopped and who starve themselves and think that is the norm and try to starve themselves, and then pick on the healthy kids and call them fat and make them feel like shit about themselves even though there is nothing wrong with them.... :(
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Kairus on Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:08 pm

Sabriala wrote:I wish that people actually spent time with their children instead of letting them waste away in front of the tv and their computer watching terrible things and turning into lifeless zombie meanies that are depressed and feel lonely all the time, and that kids wouldn't see models and stuff that have been photo shopped and who starve themselves and think that is the norm and try to starve themselves, and then pick on the healthy kids and call them fat and make them feel like shit about themselves even though there is nothing wrong with them.... :(

Wish granted, every child in the world now bugs their parents to the point of no return. Then suddenly... SNAP! all the parents almost simultaneously pull out shot guns and blast the most annoying of the children surrounding them. The children are now scared for life and this while thing turns into abuse of a cyclic nature, whereby the children do the same to their children and so on and so forth. In the mean while, the people eat, and also exercise. What this does is kill off all forms of food to the point where this is simply no food left. With the pending danger of starvation to the rest of humanity, a few people stand up, but are considered annoying by others the same as the children are and are subsequently killed in a highly malicious fashion. With the dwindling food left and trigger happy people wandering around, they then turn into LIFELESS ZOMBIES just trying to find things to eat, or something to kill. When the food runs out, all the people become the TYPICAL MODEL STEREOTYPE, like walking sticks (the 'healthy' way).

I wish I wouldn't just rant on for about 10 minutes on something completely random.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Joccaren on Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:48 pm

Wish granted, but you know rant on for 20 minutes instead.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:29 am

wish granted but you get in a bad accident and you don't have insurance, your hospital bills take 30,000$ and then you spend 10,000$ on a super computer that ends up crashing repeatedly and when you go to return it the company that sold it to you no longer exists as the owner fled the country.
you spend 50k on starting a company and your business partner also takes off with your money. this leaves you with 10k however, the hooker you got last night left you tied to a flag pole in nothing but a sheet and a ball gag and took everything you own, oh and your in a foreign country and no one speaks English but you can't quite make out the accent, and no one will let you down.
I wish you luck finding a way home.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Kairus on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:46 am

Sabriala wrote:I wish you luck finding a way home.
Luck fails (it is chance after all!) and he simply doesn't.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:56 am

Granted, but all your wishes backfire soon afterwards. (Kinda like that one :D)

I wish that I could live forever and wouldn't age.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Mazer_ on Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:01 am

Granted but you are sucked into the depths of space just floating there forever doing nothing but being sad and depressed.

I wish- I don't know what I wish for(This'll be interesting?).
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Wheeind on Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:05 am

Wish granted. You now know what to wish for.

I wish I could talk to myself in 5 years.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:41 am

Granted, but you broke the universe. Gratz.

I wish for a cup. (Yeah, mess up that one!)

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:07 am

Wish granted, but there's a hole in the bottom.

I wish for omnipotence, and for there to be no consequence.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:15 am

Granted, you now have an idiots definition of omnipotence. :D

I wish I had friends.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sealand on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:33 am

Wish granted, your friends are imaginary.

I wish for cute, cuddly pandas that won't kill me. :D

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:03 am

wish granted but you get a giant stuffed panda that is demented like a ferby and threatens to kill (and kills) all of your friends and anyone who it suspects you might spend anytime with other then it, also it is very creepy...

I wish the phone would stop ringing today.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Wheeind on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:19 am

Ok but every phone you're near will ring for the rest of your life starting at midnight.

I wish I could have a hug and a turtle.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Joccaren on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:28 am

Sabriala wrote:wish granted but you get in a bad accident and you don't have insurance, your hospital bills take 30,000$ and then you spend 10,000$ on a super computer that ends up crashing repeatedly and when you go to return it the company that sold it to you no longer exists as the owner fled the country.
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MOST EXCITING TIME OF MY LIFE and I got a hooker!

I wish I got have a hug and a turtle
Wish granted, you get a hug from a giant turtle, the size of the one from the discworld cronicals. Its immense size and weight crushes you into a fine pulp.

I wish all my wishes, including this one, would work exactly as I intended, without any negative consequences that I did not wish for, whilst still allowing me to make more wishes. What is interpreted as 'What I wihed for' and 'Negative consequences' is to be interpreted solely by me, and anything that I did not want to happen will be reverted the second they occur.
(Using this to find flaws in these types of wishes, and make them even better)
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sabriala on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:53 am

wish not granted, Genies don't work that way ;) you do however get trapped in a Genie bottle and are now forced to grant other peoples wishes in the way that you have just specified XD

I wish I wasn't allergic to Gluten anymore cuz I really miss eating pizza and cookies and cakes that don't taste like sawdust :(
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:04 am

Granted, but now everything tastes like sawdust to you.

I wish for Jocc's wish to be taken back.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:49 am

Granted, but now everything tastes like sawdust to you.

I wish minecraft had more weapon options.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:02 am

Granted, but nobody can use them.

I wish I was 2nd highest poster on the forums. (I'm coming for you Fae ;D)

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Sealand on Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:39 am

Granted, but we've all moved to another forum.

I wish for a panda riding a turtle.

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