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The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Nameisname on Sat May 14, 2011 8:30 am

It is said that every forum has this thread, so I'm creating it here. Let's get down to the business: The object of this game is to be a Jackass Genie, i.e. to grant anyone's wishes in the worst possible way. They wish for a pile of gold, you make it fall from the sky and crush them. They ask for a hot girlfriend, you give them one on fire. The only limit is your creativity.

The rules are simple: You will grant the wish of the poster above you in the way I just described, and then make a wish of your own. Being an elaborate asshole is encouraged in both wish-granting and wish-making.

Okay? I'll start: I wish I could give myself 10000 diamonds on the server, with no repercussions.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Sat May 14, 2011 8:33 am

Billybob wishes for some soup. The soup appears, falls on his head, and is not contained in a pot.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Nameisname on Sat May 14, 2011 8:36 am

You don't grant your own wish, silly, someone else does. And you didn't make a wish (at least, not properly)
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Sat May 14, 2011 8:36 am

No, see, I granted his wish- nevermind...
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by BubbleOintmentXD on Sat May 14, 2011 9:00 am

I wish for a harmless balloon. Wrapped in bubbles.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sat May 14, 2011 9:19 am

The balloon is given too you but when take hold of it one of the bubbles pop in your face the rush of air goes down your throat and you choke on air!


I wish the server wasn't down.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Dethane on Sat May 14, 2011 9:28 am

The server is back up, but griefers have raided the server and destroyed everything, as well as the save files while they were at it.

I wish for the ability to shit my heart out. Literally.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sat May 14, 2011 10:40 am

Dethane wrote:The server is back up, but griefers have raided the server and destroyed everything, as well as the save files while they were at it.

I wish for the ability to shit my heart out. Literally.

Wish granted, obvious troll is obvious, I wish the permission to slam a ban-hammer over you.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Dethane on Sat May 14, 2011 10:42 am

Your wish was granted, but you missed and hit Ratchet_Hex in the under-developed scrotum.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sat May 14, 2011 10:42 am

Your post was full of win.
Pass go and collect $200

I wish I could vanish and fly...

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Warrikon on Sat May 14, 2011 12:13 pm

wish granted! you vanished. from everything. forever.

I WISH i could get out of school with best marks without doin a bloody thing.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Faelar Laelither on Sat May 14, 2011 12:20 pm

Wish granted. You no longer have to go to school, and your grades are fine, but now you need to get a job and move on with your life.

I wish that peanut butter was removed from the world.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sat May 14, 2011 1:49 pm

You wish was denied as Peanut Butter is the shit

I wish Peanut Butter could be eaten on everything in combination with jam.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Warrikon on Sat May 14, 2011 4:05 pm

(OMG I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM, on toast..)

ummmmmmm

wish granted! however, but it has to come in a minimum value of 1k of peanut butter and 1k of jam.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sat May 14, 2011 4:30 pm

I wish it was unlimited.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by superscope1 on Sat May 14, 2011 8:48 pm

Peanut butter and jam are now unlimited, but everyone is allergic to both. I wish that I had COMPLETE control over anything time related.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sun May 15, 2011 5:24 am

Wish granted, I wish I was the only person not allergic to PB and J

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Wheeind on Sun May 15, 2011 5:55 am

Wish granted. Except you don't have taste buds.

I wish we knew why the server is down so we could gauge how serious this is.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sun May 15, 2011 6:26 am

I wish you guys would give me tastebuds and stop disabling me from having to eat something other than pb and j

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Warrikon on Sun May 15, 2011 6:27 am

@ wheelwind

(wish ungranted, nobody knows! D:)

wish granted! however the gauge for seeing how serious it is, is broken because a creeper blew it up.

@ raptor

wish granted, in a way. we can just let you grow tastebuds back, but then we'd just take them away again :3

I wish i could get elder scrolls : skyrim, already


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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sun May 15, 2011 6:29 am

Wish granted, you were sent an elder scroll from 10'000 years ago that fell from the sky.

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Post by Warrikon on Sun May 15, 2011 6:31 am

ReceptiveRaptor wrote:Wish granted, you were sent an elder scroll from 10'000 years ago that fell from the sky.

currrsee you!!! whats your wish?
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by ReceptiveRaptor on Sun May 15, 2011 6:35 am

For the server to come online.

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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by Warrikon on Sun May 15, 2011 6:38 am

wish granted! however your computer fails to understand that you want to go on minecraft and crashes. always.
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Re: The Wish-Granting Game

Post by fire_lord_pi on Sun May 15, 2011 7:06 am

I wish for two peanuts, four coconuts, and sixteen sugar cane.

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